February 2012
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OF COURSE I'M SICK ON THE GREATEST HOLIDAY EVER
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I'm sorry, What?
Stupid lady on the phone: I'm calling to conduct a survey about life?
Me: I'm sorry what is this for?
SLOTP: It's a survey about life. Like do you read magazines, how often do you read magazines...
Me: ok?
SLOTP: ok. What county do you live in?
Me: Kings.
SLOTP: Ok that concludes the survey. Bye now.
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I'm way too informal with my professors
I just used the phrase “popping pills” in an email I sent to my professor about me being sick and missing class.
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Anyone want to bring me cookies?
Where are all the girl scouts?
Oranges are like, crazy good sometimes.
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The internet is telling me there's a 1/25 chance I...
And some girl told me I look like Emma Stone… probably because my voice has dropped at least two octaves in the past day. Oops?
But really girl? Not all people with red hair look similar so back off.
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You can still live on a dairy farm that isn’t in Alaska.
– No. That’s not the point. And you are wrong.
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Aaaaand
tickets are sold out. No Avett Brothers for me and Sarah. Whatever. Maybe I’ll be in Alaska by that time instead.
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Who wants to give me $50 so I can buy my Avett...
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nyquil take me to bed.
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My Professor told me I have a dry sense of humor.
To be specific, she said “you have SUCH a dry sense of humor!” and giggled.
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I wish my life was a giant salad bar that never...
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It's a serious problem that I can't write a...
Doing nothing for a real really stunted my academic abilities. Why is school so difficult?
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Nail Polish has such a prominent place in my life...
“Wanna hang out?” // “Sure.” // “We can paint our nails.”
EVERY conversation I ever have.
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I'M SUCH A CELT! My Linguistics professor just...
I know I'm gonna love my education philosophy...
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Calling Home Depot internet hotline late night and...
My kind of a Tuesday night.
But really… how high off the ground is the bottom of the shelf? This is a pressing issue. Thanks for nothing.
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i had a big salad for dinner and i just finished...
jolietumbls:
c: 5 GOLD STARS
This is literally my current goal in life. Like, if I were to achieve this, all my life would fall into place so easily. So jealous
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I’m going to beat you to death then marry you after your dead
– How dreamy.
Got a smartphone. Experiencing a minor identity...