February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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OF COURSE I'M SICK ON THE GREATEST HOLIDAY EVER
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I'm sorry, What?
Stupid lady on the phone: I'm calling to conduct a survey about life?
Me: I'm sorry what is this for?
SLOTP: It's a survey about life. Like do you read magazines, how often do you read magazines...
Me: ok?
SLOTP: ok. What county do you live in?
Me: Kings.
SLOTP: Ok that concludes the survey. Bye now.
Feb 29th
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I'm way too informal with my professors
I just used the phrase “popping pills” in an email I sent to my professor about me being sick and missing class. 
Feb 28th
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Anyone want to bring me cookies?
Where are all the girl scouts? 
Feb 28th
Oranges are like, crazy good sometimes.
Feb 27th
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The internet is telling me there's a 1/25 chance I...
And some girl told me I look like Emma Stone… probably because my voice has dropped at least two octaves in the past day. Oops? But really girl? Not all people with red hair look similar so back off. 
Feb 25th
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“You can still live on a dairy farm that isn’t in Alaska.”
– No. That’s not the point. And you are wrong. 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Aaaaand
tickets are sold out. No Avett Brothers for me and Sarah. Whatever. Maybe I’ll be in Alaska by that time instead. 
Feb 24th
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Who wants to give me $50 so I can buy my Avett...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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nyquil take me to bed.
Feb 20th
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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My Professor told me I have a dry sense of humor.
To be specific, she said “you have SUCH a dry sense of humor!” and giggled. 
Feb 17th
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I wish my life was a giant salad bar that never...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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It's a serious problem that I can't write a...
Doing nothing for a real really stunted my academic abilities. Why is school so difficult? 
Feb 15th
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
Feb 10th
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Nail Polish has such a prominent place in my life...
“Wanna hang out?” // “Sure.” // “We can paint our nails.” EVERY conversation I ever have.
Feb 10th
Feb 9th
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I'M SUCH A CELT! My Linguistics professor just...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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I know I'm gonna love my education philosophy...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Calling Home Depot internet hotline late night and...
My kind of a Tuesday night. But really… how high off the ground is the bottom of the shelf? This is a pressing issue. Thanks for nothing. 
Feb 8th
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i had a big salad for dinner and i just finished...
jolietumbls: c: 5 GOLD STARS This is literally my current goal in life. Like, if I were to achieve this, all my life would fall into place so easily. So jealous 
Feb 7th
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“I’m going to beat you to death then marry you after your dead”
– How dreamy.
Feb 7th
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Got a smartphone. Experiencing a minor identity...
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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