January 2011
35 posts
New year, new country, new school, old friends
It’s gonna be a good one.
December 2010
104 posts
Today I went to the mall with my friend... and her...
Oh to be six years old again. And yes John, kaleidoscopes ARE in fact the coolest things ever.
Oh my god! Africa?! Tell those Lions and animals to stay away!
– My 84-year-old grandmother
Everyday occurrence
Mom: Bubba, ya poopin?
Bob: Um. Yeahh.
Mom: I bought you a shirt. Wanna see it?
Bob: Ummm, leave it outside?"
Mom: [laughter]
CAN I HAVE IT?! →
Things I did while sitting in traffic for two...
Took a nice little nap
Counted how many times people beeped (26. Low, I know)
Readjusted my seat
Ate some chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake. From the factory of course
Talked about Africa with mi madre. Finalized my “what to do before leaving the country” list
Mentioned (to my mother) that I almost went to see Phish in Worcester, which would have been a terrible idea due to...
Pure. Gold. →
No way. Snow in New England.
Why is everyone acting like this never happens. “The worst blizzard to hit Boston” happens every year. Getoverit.
These are so light. Ya know that? I just wanna throw one. They don’t...
– My brother eating pretzel M&Ms while watching the Celts
Santa is all over my facebook. Looks like lotta people meet him in the same...
– One of the many reasons that Lauren Greenberg is my best friend
Merry Christmas to the four year old me... who... →
MISSED MY BUS AGAIN
What is wrong with me
jolietumbls asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I BET YOU WERE LIKE A CHRISTMAS EVE MIRACLE BABY! HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!
The one time I ever go to the library
I end up in a study room full of pre-med kids taking organic chemistry … using the projector to watch “I whip my hair back and fourth” and “I just had sex.” I don’t know what to do with myself.
Dear New York City
We’ve had a rough relationship this semester. Four months ago, I came back to you already wanting to break up. Well actually, I just wanted to stop talking to you entirely, hoping that you would get the point and move on with your life. (I know, I know, I can be a complete mean girl). But like a bad girlfriend, I pretended I still wanted to be with you for about a month or so. I mean,...
Pizza and wine
May seem like a perfectly wonderful combination. You might think that it is the best of both worlds. I mean, I did. BUT IT’S NOT
ROOMMATE BOUGHT ME A RAINBOW MACHINE FOR MY...
AND IT IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. ‘Cept it’s fucking cloudy out. Hate you nyc.
DO NOT TAKE THIS “LIKE” WAR TO TUMBLR, IT DOES NOT DESERVE THAT. YOU...
– My dearest friend: Mr. Zubes
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
– William Butler Yeats
garbage: never propose to me →
capuche:
so a woman who writes a blog I read who is basically like Martha 2.0 posted about her boyfriend proposing to her and I said “aww” out loud and got a little misty eyed for a second and then I started thinking about how pissed I would be if someone proposed to me without having talked about the…
LOOK OUT! FRENCH CAT LADY STRIKES AGAIN. Didn’t LOST teach you anything Neenzo?...
Pretzels
Dad: Why are there pretzles all over my floor?
Me: Oops sry my friends and i were eating them last night want me to clean it up
Dad: No i 8 them.
oh shit.
My mom is coming to pick up all my shit tomorrow. Last week in the city.